Fraser, if you have the time, take a read of the Codex pages on the wall of the manor. It’s written by Altair, and what he did during the decades he spent studying the Apple of Eden up until his death.

Must stay conscious…. and not pass out… from happy dancing….

I absolutely love AC2, but Brotherhood was an even bigger improvement

The worst that happened to me in AC2 was I lost my best save due to my internet cutting out and thus, lost access to the uPlay cloud servers […]

People have lost the original intent of the DERP/SNARF system. It’s sad, I know.

Fraser, when you have time, you can view a 30-minute short movie about Ezio’s dad being the Assassin, leading up to the events of the game. It’s called Assassin’s Creed: Lineage. You can watch it on YouTube. It […]

Believe me when I say AC2 fixed just about ALL of the problems with the first, and the story you actually give a damn about from that point on. Don’t lose hope.

Meh, they didn’t miss much. The Four Sword gets put back in place and Link gets formed back into one person. End credits ensue.

Ben used Bukkake!
It’s Super Effective!
Fraser Fainted!

I wonder what the blue coconut’s supposed to represent though…. Wake up juice?

Agro- I mean Lula!

I’ve been loving this update so far. I hope someday I’ll buy turbo to play with the fine people here though.

Wow my head… feels weird after watching this. Its like it’s floating.