A mystery riddle update

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    I did a little searching and there’s some type of riddle to today’s update.

    Valve appears to be hiding the next major thing in this update somehow.

    Descriptions of items just added have hints.

    “Level 1 Banana Peel
    Where did the banana go? Sit down for this next part, because WE HAVE NO IDEA. Admit it, that’s kind of mysterious.”

    Level 1 Plank
    This barn door plank doesn’t look mysterious at all, until you view it at an atomic level. Hey, there’s a horse there next to all those atoms. They’re taking turns riding the horse. Man, how did a horse get there? Pretty darn mysterious.

    Level 1 Secret Diary
    Unlike other games we could mention, owning this won’t trigger a sound file narrating secret diary entries. Why? Because we RESPECT THE PRIVACY of our characters. What are they hiding? Truly we live in MYSTERIOUS TIMES.

    Level 1 Damaged Capacitor
    How did it get damaged? Who damaged it? What is a capacitor? Better get your tickets ready, because the mystery train is leaving the station. Or did it already leave? Another mystery!

    The Damaged Capacitor has 6.22 on it and 1500!

    Level Cheese Wheel
    This cheese doesn’t seem so mysterious until you realize it’s full of bullet holes. Somebody got to this cheese before it could talk.

    Level 1 Pocket Lint
    Is it fabric lint? Navel lint you’re keeping in your pocket so you don’t lose it? Naval lint brushed from the hull of a battleship? This is pretty mysterious lint.

    Level 1 Goldfish
    Does it strike you as mysterious that goldfish are neither MADE OF GOLD or EVEN FISH? Because it should. Also, goldfish ARE fish, we got that part wrong. TO GET YOU OFF THE SCENT!

    (Every item desc had an encoded message which all come together to translate this)
    Think of the deeds of hellish cruelty, the hidden wickedness which may go on, year in, year out, in such place, and none the wiser.

    There’s something coming..but what? Robots? Meet the Pyro? Some ultimate secret mode, item, weapon, etc?

    edit: someone thinks 6.22 means 6/22 I don’t know timezones but maybe this thursday-friday there will be some awesome update.

    edit2: Trying to collect them all before 6/22. So far I got two bananas and a lint. So that’s 3 possible items as long as someone does a 1 on 1 trading later on.

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