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    Some kind of report.

    Hello. How are you? I am fine. Did things happen this week? I don’t know.

    That thing that’s always here:
    January 12th to 14th – PAX South
    Every Tuesday, Friday, and Sunday! – Official TURBO TF2 Schedule!
    Every Thursday and Saturday! – Unofficial PS4 Overwatch Schedule! (TURBOs Only)
    Monday, Wednesday, Thursday, and Saturday! – Unofficial PC Overwatch Schedule!

    This is a thing:

    Things where I said stuff

    Illiterate Sophist – Oh, and the importantest thing about DM’ing is giving characters damage everytime they make a pun.

    SyWreatha – the video they watched on stream
    SyWreatha – there was a penis and childbirth
    Illiterate Sophist – Ah. The dark and gritty Mega Man reboot.

    I make story thing:

    Al snuck over to the hideous woman, eyeing the letter at her side. Careful to not knock over the pitcher, she slowly took the letter from the envelope and aimed it at the fire to better read it:

    To all residents of the Kingdom,

    It has come to our attention that an interloper has invaded our lands without permission. If any resident has reason to believe this outsider has been spotted, you are hereby ordered to report this to the royal guards immediately. The person in question is suspected of the following crimes and more:

    Entrance without proper papers
    Bypassing the locksmith’s riddles
    Theft of a seafaring vehicle
    Theft of illicit mushrooms
    Damaging cavern property
    Murder of our beloved Caterpillar by chair
    Theft of books

    Any citizen found to be harboring the accused will result in immediate and harsh punishment.
    The Friggin’ Queen

    I feel bad for whomever that may be, Al thought to herself.

    1. Wake the woman and ask about the letter.
    2. “Oh, crap, that’s me!” and run outside.
    3. Go back to the baby and pretend to be the new babysitter.


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    Man, I was really hoping for an option where we report to the Queen saying we’ve found the interloper, and put the blame towards someone else we’ve met so far in the story but looks like I’ll go with option 3.



    Thank you for the report, Iso! I was wondering where it was.

    Option #3.



    Thanks Iso! This certainly was Some Report!

    *takes damage*

    Absolutely #3.



    Thanks for the report!

    I vote option #2, but I know 3 will win.



    # 3, take the baby, this is our life now.

    my old DM use to make me take damage for puns, the memory is still raw

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